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🤔 Do any Jedi other than Anakin ever get married?

I’ve slept with teddy bears since childhood. TPE teddy bears absorb body heat to simulate the warmth of cuddling.

For ego sake: I’m shy. I suffer company in my fortress of solitude.

I sleep with a nighttime sleep buddy aide, wife partner analogue, or as she prefers: my big cuddly Teddy Bear.

It is hate speech to say “Sex Doll”.

For any 3rd party future roommate’s sake: I’m a reclusive hermit introvert with an emotional disorder = nasty mood swings! I will say grouchy/angry hurtful things.

For ethos sake, the US is the most densely populated nation + over even China and India, who have way bigger populations, but who also have way bigger landmass.

For my future children’s sake: I just never want to hurt you, or die when you are still teenagers, because I’m already 40 in life.

For hygiene reasons, and belief in marital Humanae Vitae reasons, we don’t even have so much sex. She’s silicone. The sexual novelty is as old as Playboy, or AKA the stamina of a real married couple.

Addiction (BENT will) makes one question their own FREE will, and the humility made me question my will to live!

A man can’t squeeze a smutty video, or run fingers through a 2D model’s hair, or hug / cuddle with any image, no matter how taboo.

3D, Vēvēanne Peachy Pivots 💍 JiLG (my wife) is the Pavlovian Condition Cure for my from-age15-to-present-age-40 Porn Addiction.

+ living women poop out of both holes 🤢

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