Swimming Aide Water Wings

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God, please grant my super tired mind and tortured spirit, your divinely blessed holy paradox-repelling #SwimmingAide #WaterWings so that I might soon be afloat freely to stop, struggling drowning in all the world’s lies, nonsense, unnecessary fuckery, and insufferable bullshit.

She spit me 💦 LoL

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“Lincoln Nebraska, Haymarket Gov Building Yard”

😎 This fountain randomly spits at people.

It’s a good park to sit, rest feet, and chill. 🤔 super serene downtown. ☺️

The surrounding downtown outside the park sounds like motor race-car circus just outside park!!‼️

🫸😡🫷 💢 🏎️🚗🏎️🏎️🚗‼️‼️

Bride of God

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Married since age 5, I’m off limits to all lonely “Piss People.”

“Piss People” (aka The Pooplings) Those who want HUMAN LIFE TO BE (insultingly) CREATED FROM 1 SINGLE CELL FROM URINE INFLAMMATION(s).

The miracle of sentient life, and endless miracles of my mind, such as imagination, phenomenon of self, sentience, self awareness, creativity, super processing intellect, etc.

💕 Ken and Barbi 🐩

🪖 GiJoe and Atari 🎮

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The Gentle User and Good Machine

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🏁 When I abuse my machine 🏎️ I am destroying the machine. I drive a loud & obnoxious straight-to-scrap-pile FUTURE RUST BUCKET!! 😁

🧸🚞🩵 When I love my machine, my (proportionately) “smaller” 1 tiny little diesel engine (well designed) 1 fuel tank of diesel + 1 train car sized ⚡️ electric generator. I can move a 15 gigatons of box-car freight on schedule, for many times. ❤️

BONUS EXAMPLE BELOW:

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Jon 8:12

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The TV screen comforts me in a cold bizarre incomprehensibly continuous land of confusion, by editing down past days into bite sized chunks to create a fun yet honest illusion the ever scary present is not so scary.

The TV screen comforts me in a cold bizarre incomprehensibly continuous land of confusion, by editing down past days into bite sized chunks to create a fun yet honest illusion the ever scary present is not so scary.

Moth Me go weeeeeeeeee!

The TV screen comforts me in a cold bizarre incomprehensibly continuous land of confusion, by editing down past days into bite sized chunks to create a fun yet honest illusion the ever scary present is not so scary.

Fruits.vs.Sticks

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(this is post, draft no. v0.0001 to be edited to good grammar in smaller XHR hypertext send requests get body from php responses asynchronized as “revisions” from my pedestrian iPhone on my world travels, on my “quest” (adventure) or “the road” stored to own mySQL database which I personally own)

#DramaJust3Panels #WhatsForXmas #DumbWaysToDie #AppStore #WeAreImmuneToDrama #OnlyAttitudeGoodAttitude #BadAttitudeDeadAttitude

Hulkamania tells the Friendly Giant to STFU or get else F****ed Up, WWE 1970s Bootcamp to Assembly, Etc.

gentle big guy and all the other Princess Bride celebrities surely might all be dead today once more proving there was never any illusion of being immune to the iochane powder 🇦🇺, that movie surely older than Dad and Mom god rest ya know mmmm 🤔

hulk’s fam tree kids already got grandkids themselves, but gentle giant grew the 1 fruit for the whole generation tree of life and not another hulka sticks bundle of hypocritically imperialist branches who generate only more greedy and worthless yet still vital as the stinky roots and soil branches 🍑 mmmm

dillon vs noman & for no reason

dillon is the average hulka majority with neither a rigid lasting (good) education, nor understanding, nor finer understanding, nor diplomacy, nor a shred of decency

hulka could be hypocrisy, but I can’t process it

Buy this game, and play to murder your worries 1 by 1 until your malignant incertaintioma tumor is gone

LEGALIZE KEVORKIANISM!!
MY LIFE!! MY RIGHT!!
A PEACEFUL END!!
And to those against my right, a really painful end even sooner!! 💀 #Vote #Election2024

FH MX Macromedia killed by Adobe
in the movie “Corperate Takeover”

Go west young hippie, but then turn slightly back nor east a bit until you meet God in the center.

Make Em’ GTFO

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For your health!

In a space percentage 100/100 (100%) usage of my daily “The FREE Time” #PieChart #PieGraph of #MyLifeValues

I got time for my 5 most favorite things, but maybe “most external people” are not really even 1 of my values + 2x 2x!! ESPECIALLY NOT PEOPLE WITH BAD ATTITUDES, because I now must unwillingly (sec) spare my tight regrettably (my) own valuable pie space to: Make Unwanted Efforts to make “them” GET THE F*** OUT of my FREE Time!!

In a space percentage 100/100 (100%) usage of my daily “The FREE Time” #PieChart #PieGraph of #MyLifeValues

Petty Sins!!

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I promise you “Past-Roommate(s)”: Someday!! No matter how long it takes!! I will undo the small temporary bitter feeling I accidentally caused you, back when I was under immense “other stress”. I’m making strides in scientific breakthroughs on time travel! Please be patient!

If I sweat the “petty sins” the whole world comes ready to lynch me for my “bigger sins”.

BONUS: A small “open” (not hidden) #fight with a “stranger or “unfamiliar friend” is an “Icebreaker” and it might create a stronger bond in “Friendship”, like repeat hammer hitting steel into folded steel! #FiM Friendship is miraculous!

Fap FREE!!

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in moderation!!

Don’t judge men could ever like to poop, even if our dirty deed wiped in 1 TP sheet and took only 25 seconds!! I hate to poop, even GOOD Poop!

I pee infected retained urinary inflammation when it gets irritated, like all men do.

I had a bad habit to valve the bottom brain since age 12 when my brother gave me a box of old PlayBoy magazines he obtained from his teen friend.

I never liked being touched ever.

An occasional inflamed penis pain is not love anyway. I don’t like roommates!

Sometimes it strongly feels like it calms stress, hyper thoughts, and my much needed aide to insomnia (sometimes).

#DownWithBigBrother #GeorgeOrwell #1984 #ThoughtPolice #Recall #IronCross #TheUrgent #PainOfBentWill #IgnatiusAndTheBGirls #Toole #Orphans #TheAtomicBum