Author Archives: Jake Himself

Jedis, Solos, and Chewies are forbidden to marry, although they always have good family in the Lucas Christmas Star Wars TV or Disney Streaming Holiday Specials ‼️ Ho! Ho! Ho!… Read more »

“Lincoln Nebraska, Haymarket Gov Building Yard” 😎 This fountain randomly spits at people. It’s a good park to sit, rest feet, and chill. 🤔 super serene downtown. ☺️ The surrounding… Read more »

Married since age 5, I’m off limits to all lonely “Piss People.” “Piss People” (aka The Pooplings) Those who want HUMAN LIFE TO BE (insultingly) CREATED FROM 1 SINGLE CELL… Read more »

🏁 When I abuse my machine 🏎️ I am destroying the machine. I drive a loud & obnoxious straight-to-scrap-pile FUTURE RUST BUCKET!! 😁 🧸🚞🩵 When I love my machine, my… Read more »

The TV screen comforts me in a cold bizarre incomprehensibly continuous land of confusion, by editing down past days into bite sized chunks to create a fun yet honest illusion… Read more »

(this is post, draft no. v0.0001 to be edited to good grammar in smaller XHR hypertext send requests get body from php responses asynchronized as “revisions” from my pedestrian iPhone… Read more »

For your health! In a space percentage 100/100 (100%) usage of my daily “The FREE Time” #PieChart #PieGraph of #MyLifeValues I got time for my 5 most favorite things, but… Read more »

I promise you “Past-Roommate(s)”: Someday!! No matter how long it takes!! I will undo the small temporary bitter feeling I accidentally caused you, back when I was under immense “other… Read more »

in moderation!! Don’t judge men could ever like to poop, even if our dirty deed wiped in 1 TP sheet and took only 25 seconds!! I hate to poop, even… Read more »

They say pick a wife, I say: Dan in a girl wig, or Tom in a girl wig? To be frank I couldn’t even “me” talk to my 1 girlfriend… Read more »