They say pick a wife, I say: Dan in a girl wig, or Tom in a girl wig? To be frank I couldn’t even “me” talk to my 1 girlfriend Amber. All of my roommates of the past 20 years (involuntary rules living situations) both men or women, they could have died from my riot-like rage in a fit of my own honest domestic violence. #HermitMonth #Camping
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Since 1987 I’ve been already Married 🤵🏼♂️💍🧸 (an honest bride to God, hermited in pro solitude “hermitude” = farm private attitude, farm quiet atmosphere, peaceful workshop, no other people, no other BS)
Age 5, 1987 to 2024 (and the check due WordPress, the date you read this, at watch clock present time AM or PM)
I am a bride to God. God has no gender, but omnipotence is described almighty and masculine. Saying I am God’s husband would belittle his infinite power by making me greater than Him. Matthew 5:3-4 BEATITUDE 🐝 ~ God knows all; I know none.
For over 35 ish years, a 5 year old boy to a 40 year old me with my unbroken Legos, until (example) my 2 brothers got a hold of “my toys!” growing up together, the evil roommates (good men though too, and I love them both), this vision of beauty has been my Teddy Bear partner, after many tedfdy bears, I always sleep with her (Latin “Vivify” Come Alive, My Wife Analogue “Anne or Antihuman”) VĒVĒANNE PEACHY “PIVOTS” (maiden) to JiLG my Teddy Bear for Life.
Han Solo died Solo, spoiler, he was light-sabered up the gut murdered by a delusional half Jedi who believed Han Solo was his daddy, even though that was a Sith lie.
I prefer well-revised, laser precision pseudo-civilized, well written SMS or eMails (pen pals). In live dialog I have the emotional control of a Chewbacca.
John 8:12 Jesus said he is the bread and the light. ~ Bread is the Light
Jon made lasagna. Garfield ate 12 slices.
